YeeeHaaa!

Looks like JP Maroney finally got his copy finished.

LMAO!!!

Folks the only way to grasp the humor here is to read each word out loud (exactly how it's spelled). Or "spelt" if you're from the U.K.

In the past I would be offended by this concerning I am a hillibilly. I am from Virginia. But I learned not to be so serious and to laugh at such things, since it was meant as a joke and to make people laugh.

Geez,
Now it's a sin to offend hillbillies? That was almost as funny as the sales letter.

Virginny ain't got nuthin' on us Texas hillbillies...

Heck, I can chew backer, spit, and put out a roll-yer-own cigrett twenty foot away!

ken yew do dat?

Naahhhh,

But kin yew drv a fust kar, pop de clutch quik, n' run moonshine, all while losing a cop in te hills?

Ken ye jump ye kar ovr hills n' rvrs.

Yeee haaaa.....

Hey,

Ma kin of folks!

Ah righty ten......

How 'bout this:



Hee Hawwwww

Howdy hhusted,

Dadgumit, I shore didn't mean ta git ya riled! I shore dont wanna hirt yore feelins none. We kinfoolk gots ta stick tugether an yew an I has suren spit got sum kin blood in us. Iffin I affended ya, Im apologizn rat now! Why dont we spit on it an clasp hands!

Thaddaeus T. Hogg
The Hillbilly Marketeer

Nice, but dis is mo' ma style: