Find The Secret To True Love

It has nothing to do with SEX...you couldn't equate sex with true love any more than you could equate happiness with whiskey. That's just a quick fix.

What I'm talking about is companionship. Undying companionship. The kind that stays there no matter how much you embarrassed youself at the last christmas party. The kind that doesn't turn away after you've abused or even rejected it.

I'm talking REAL companionship. I'm talking canine companionship.

Hey, I'm sure some of you think you've got someone from the opposite sex that will provide all the things I've talked about above. But just wait till you go try and pet another dog. Then you'll see an empty spot next to you.

Find the real meaning of love with one of my 'not quite new cause they're not even here yet' canine companions. They'll stay with you till the end, no matter how much you fudge up.

And the best part about it is...THEY'RE FREE.

Mind you, these aren't your run-of-the-mill purebreeds. Those dogs are nothing but show whores, there only to put money in the dog-pimps' pockets.

Get a pup from the superior lab/shepherd/??? mix and rest assured that you'll have no problems with inbred hip problems, hearing problems, and all the other health conditions that are so prevalant in show whores.

If you live ANYWHERE CLOSE to Cincinnati, PM me and I'll deliver your new love right to your door and for no extra charge. PM in the next ten minutes, and you can get two for the price of one!



ARRGGGG- That's right. I just figured out that my old girl is about a week or two away from laying pups. I don't need this headache. Anyone want one?

Hi , I enjoyed reading it, and I confess it for a minute I think that it wasn't about dog.