I've been out for a while. I was searching through some threads for something, and ran across one of Alan Forrest Smith's post. Followed it to his profile and then to his website...just curious to see what he's doing lately.

Whoa...what happened to the fuzzy hair and plaid suit??? Is this a split identity?

Then I read through the beetle's recent posts. They've lost their eccentric appeal. I wouldn't call them calm...but I don't bust my gut laughing anymore. I used to look forward to the Beetle's input simply because I knew I would spend the rest of the day grinning. Then, after much reflection, I could see he had a serious point...kind of.

There can be only three explanations. He's on drugs, he's off drugs, or someone else has assumed his profile.

One word: decaf.

I'v been kidnapped!

Please help me. I have been kidnapped by my crazy twin. He is now writing and sending out all of my emails, letters and business stuff.
Of course he has zero personality unlike me and insanely jealous of me.

I have had to write this on a fusion-transmittor I got from a star trek shop. I hope it gets to the board via warp speed.

More soon.

Actually there is a reason, I'll reveal it all very soon.

Love and Oranges ... Alan x

AAhhhh, he's back.