F*ck off!

Okay, seriously... It was great meeting you all.

There was Mike. Looked more macho than his photo would have you believe. The real mike's got a little meat on his bones like yours truly. A man.

Then there's Matt... Probably the funniest guy I've met in a long time.

"What's the worst part about roller blading?"
"Telling your father that you're gay!"

As dry as Steven Wright, and only half as drunk!

Then there's Jason. He's a dude through and through. I'm pretty sure if anyone is looking, Jason knows where you can get "da kine."

I not only met Anthony, but actually did a little "role playing" with him. Hey Ant... next time YOU have to put on the french maid outfit and play "the client."

Kevin, my fellow apprentice. A nice sweet guy with a bright future ahead of him. It was great to finally put a face to the name.

Then there was Leah... Ah sweet leah. Truly one of the guys at the bar. But not in the way that those transvestite hookers were "one of the guys."

Judy Judy Judy... I loves ya a bunch, but I still think you're half loony about all that voodoo. Okay, not half loony, but more "open minded" than someone like myself. And everyone's gotta love an Art Bell fan.


Then there were others... I was a little drunk but I believe there was a Katie... a John... a Paul... a Grissom... and I'm pretty sure there was an Annette and a Cubby. But I was mixing my alcohol and may have confused some of it with reruns of CSI and The Mouseketeers.

Anyway, everyone I met was of a good ilk, but admittedly I have no idea what ilk means. For all I know, "ilk" is an old Yiddish word for "nefarious family background."

It was great to finally see you all. From the Poconos to Los Angeles... From "Down Under" to Portland, to Texas and beyond. I have to say I met around 10 copywriters/marketers/Indian Chiefs...

And here's the best part...

3 of them aren't gay!

To find out which ones, just optin to my website.

Kidding.

None of the ones who showed up at the bar and took the time to meet me are gay (All the rest are, however.)

My friend I am realy Jalous and frustrated, I meet no one.

my friend you havn't the right to paint all this subliminal picture, Why havn't you TOKEN PICTURES.

and if there is some Picture may we have a look to them.

nice to read you again.

Ooops...sorry Vin! I clicked the wrong link.

Dale King

I wanna see some pics too. I know someone has them. Hmmm...or are they stashed for some future bribery attempt?

Cy,

That would be my guess.

A bunch of ADD creative types snockered on booze de' jour. You bet there's intense discussions on the disposition of "certain photographical records".

Whew, almost feel like I dodged a bullet by not being there....Almost.

Cheers,

Actually there were some cameras floating around. I can't remember who was taking pictures but they promised to send me copies.

Yo Vin,

It was a great time. Glad you decided to stop by Sin City.

Hey, I tried to send you that package, but you must
be a popular guy.

Clear out some of the messages in your inbox so we can
send you some stuff.

I too enjoyed mingling with all the people you mentioned,
and had my mind opened up to some other very good things.

I almost didn't go, and that would of been a huge mistake.

my friend you prefer to take beer, either then picture.

I keed I keed.

What a great event there in Vegas.

Harlan gave killer info I can use right away to double my income (or more...)

Great to meet up with the gang and also what a bonus to see Vin. My apprentices (Vin and Kevin) will have smoking hot careers in copywriting. They both work hard and learn fast.

But that's not all... I got a killer education from Leah on the Ferengi Rules of Aquisition... essential info for any copywriter or marketer. Google the rules if you aren't a Trekkie, you're in for a treat.

One sad note, we all did have to console Anthony on the demise of his countryman Steve Irwin... sorry Anthony. Keep on sucking down those beers while you mourn.

Matt, Moffit and I will drink along with you.



It's great to meet your fellow copywriters and have some fun too!

Cheers,

Mike