What happened to the marketers today, they trying to find new nicks, new pseudo, they are running after flashing names.

You will find over the net, thousand and thousand of new master’s of marketing, or copywriting.

Each of them qualify him self by several names one is the master of copywriting, and another is the Mr million dollar maker, and I sow one who qualify him self as hypnotic monkey.

Marketers and copywriters of today’s are in lake of transparency.

Why this emergent urgent need for nick?

The answer is; they are selling nothings.

They are just trying to build an illusion of reputation, or fame, to sell them selves.

Be transparent with your self, this will be my war cry.

Be transparent with your self; never try to be an other.

Superman is just an illusion, a fantasy, all superhero’s are there for the amusement, but I can’t be the follow of a clown, if my goal is to be really a master of something.

Honest men never talk a lot.

Let discuss this situation:

Close your eyes, you are at home after a hard day working under sun, and now your are in pleasant position watching TV.

It is baseball, it is your enjoying time in this damn day, you feel your self free, lighter, and perhaps you smile, cause it make you so relax .

But suddenly, some one knock at the door, you are surprised, you stand up, you ask your wife, or your girlfriend: “****; who is this stupid guy, for real I’m going to kill him”.

You open your door, and you found a guy with new cloth that he bough yesterday, just to make your misery, standing there with a large smile on his face telling you:

”hi, im Mr Water, I do that, I do that, this story is happened to me, bla bla bla blabla bla, and im there just for you, I walked many hours to reach you, and now I will do that for you, and especially for you, I will do better, I will do bla bla bla bla bla, just for, and it will cost bla bla bla”.

Let suppose that you are patient, I guess you will replay: “thank you Mr Water, but I don’t need anything”.

But the stupid guy is still insisting:” hey, you don’t know me! I am Mister Water, and because I am Mister Water, it is unacceptable to ignore me”.

There, I guess you will replay like this:” listen to me, you have only 5 sec, I give you 5 sec to run a way, and be faster, because, I am sure that you will not appreciate what I will do, if I catch you”.

Mastery is modesty.

Never forget it, mastery is modesty, no one have the right to disturb other when they are watching baseball, even he is the president of USA him self.

Ps: remind me to continue this subject, I guess there are many fanny situations to discuss, and many funny pseudo too, if you read some others pseudo let me know .

Pss: I am sorry, I have to introduce my self, I am the poor guy who turn anything to gold, I hope that I will never touch my self .

pss3:let me know what you think about

Oops, probably best not to say that at the Women's Institute!

Jane

Very funny! :P

Good lesson in there too, :P

Hahaha!

Jane, Most American's reading your comments don't have a clue what the word "fanny" means in the UK...

I've actually heard a "backwoods" Texas teacher tell a student one time that they were going to give the student's "fanny" a good "lickin"

-- trying to pull that one off at a British school would possibly get one landed in jail

Mentioning that in one of our schools would have the same effect.

Cheers,
Linda.

Yes.

Fanny (Amer) = Bottom
Fanny (UK) = Front bottom of a lady

Never say no to a good "lickin" of my fanny!

Jane ;0

Whew Jane - are you using visualisation techniques on us again?

This thread is getting to hott for me to make any further comments

No. I'm not doing the visualising. I might, however, be using techniques to get you to visualise! Not that it's difficult in that department - men are very simple pieces of machinery when it comes to fannies!

Jane

Yeh, yeh...

We know - we're a bunch of swine just waiting for that next piece of ham to come sliding down across the table.

... and no I don't truly believe this, just trying to liven things up a bit.

What incredibly bizarre imagery this is. Swine waiting for swine? (Swine being the german word, pork being the french word and pig being, I don't know what word).

No, it's much simpler and more fun than that Stephen. A man is like this: you push this button and that happens; you stimulate this part and that happens - all in fairly predictable, binary way. It's most amusing from the point of view of a female.

I wasn't implying anything negative on men - you read things the wrong way. It's not "swine", it's "men" - I think woman love how predictable men are in that department.

Jane