I had submitted a question to
John Carlton Hands On Copywriting Workshop - hands-on-workshop trying to get my mind around this auction thing. It wasn't clicking for me. I'm eager to go, but I have questions. I was getting annoyed.
An hour later the phone rings...
"Kevin Rogers? This is Stan Dahl, John Carlton's partner..." "Oh crap..." I thought. I bet he's tweaked over that comment I made about his "Dutch auction" video being '
20 minutes of my life I'd like to have back...'
I never thought
Stan would actually read it.
"Oh... Hey... Stan."
"Listen... I'm calling in response the question you sent about the auction we're holding for John's workshop..."
Here it comes... "Uhh...O.K."
"I just want to make sure I'm explaining it to everyone as clearly as possible, so I thought I'd give you a call."
His voice was jovial, he obviously wanted to make sure I really got this. Even though he had no way of knowing if I was a legitimate prospect or not.
"So, if you would," he continued. "Tell me which part you're struggling with... I'll do my best to explain it... and the minute I lose you—stop me."
I told him I didn't get the part where the bidding actually goes down at the end. How is it I can pay less than I bid? And how will I know if I'm in the group of 20 to get a seat or not?
He went through each question with me. Finally it seemed simple.
If money is no object: You bid crazy high and guarantee yourself a seat at the workshop...
If money is an object: You bid whatever you can possibly afford to get in and hope the 20th bidder still comes under.
If you're a penny-pincher: You sit in front of your computer at 1:58 this Thursday and start bidding up the lowest previous bid in $25 incriments (eBay's number). This is akin to someone trying to to be caller #20 to win concert tickets from the radio. But whatever that "winners" bid is, is what everyone will pay.
O.K. Simple enough.
But, there was something else bugging me.
So, I had to say it... "Let's be honest, Stan. John could have sold this out in a day at $5,000 a seat... If this auction somehow ends up around $2,000 a seat... you guys are gonna be pretty bummed out..."
He was emphatic. "I swear to you that's not the case!"
"We'll," I said. "I've talked to a lot of people about this, and most are wondering why John would bother with the auction. C'mon... He's a living legend offering to personally train 20 people over 3 days on exactly what he does to consistently create some of the best converting copy in the world...
"Surely, enough people realize this a life-altering event. The value is boundless. So, why not just set his own price and collect it."
"You just answered your own question, Kevin." Stan said. Sounding more like the no BS business man I always assumed he must be.
"Which part?"
"The part where you talked to a lot of people about it."
"Got it! I'll see you in San Francisco. Hopefully."
"Good luck."