You guys gotta see this flick.

So funny...

Jason Moffatt » Kernwatch Internet Marketing News Rips On Frank Kern

Apparently these little tricksters claim that I'm the next
victim to be "On The News".

Should be interesting.

That's great!

Hey J-Mo... it IS the water, right?

I'd be more inclined to think it's the "Sun" and the laid
back feeling of the west coast.

The water is nice, but not as nice as Hawaii or even the
water in Florida looks a bit nicer. Too bad the waves usually
suck over there though.

Or it could just be the osmosis factor of living close to Kern
and the genius is just permeating in the air and seeping into
our pores.

It's official... there really is a "Kern osmosis effect"... and it's kind of like pollution! I knew it!

Definitely polluted!

That's cuz the impersonator is a honky from the UK.

I think it's against the law for the sun to shine there or something.

I thought the first guy (blonde curly wig dude) was a good cross
between Sammy Hagar and Dee Snider.

Just so you know, the sun is only allowed out on school holidays, in the UK.
My Queen passed that law 25 years ago

Dave (Frank Kerns prettier double)

Be careful what you wish for, Jason.

I filmed you last night