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Originally Posted by strafefire Why don't they get a direct response copywriter to right their Direct Response ads?
Wait...this is why they are advertising here -- they are in need of a few good men (or women)... |
But there's the problem. Once you join their forces, you become like them. It's like getting bit by an infected zombie.
Let's all apply
We'll send them compelling 15 page applications that begin Hi ArcWW (no, better yet, we'll send a secret operative to find out who's really behind the post.) Isn't Deb the master research go-to?
For those of us who don't have a Bachelor's, Subtle (master of disguise and design) will provide us with the right credentials, because your past performance doesn't amount to foot powder with these well educated dancers.
We'll make them feel like they have no choice but to hire ALL of us.
That's when we take over.
Goodbye artistic fire fart...welcome to the world of DR!
Did you see that impressive list of names? Disney?
Here's Snow White telling us 'Now You Can Stomp the Next Guy Who Calls You 'Shorty' Because You Took One Bite of
Alice's Mushroom Magic Growth Formula and Now You're Bumping Heads With Mickey's Beanstalk Giant'
Doc, Sneezy, and Dopey give testimonials.
Sleepy slept through the offer and now regrets it.
Pictures of Grumpy kicking the prince's a$ for Snow White's Love.