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Originally Posted by James Gilchrist Advanced Cosmic Ordering  |
The top 10 reasons my Cosmic Order wasn’t delivered:
10- My waitress took a smoke break and was hit by a satellite.
9- The Cosmic Computer was operating on Vista.
8- The ship from Cosmic China couldn’t clear customs.
7- Cosmos was backordered on Stepford wives.
6- Order taker was in Nigeria.
5- Order was intercepted by FBI.
4- PayPal button was phished.
3- Asked for the Universe.
2- Cosmic shipper placed his own order to get the hell out of there.
And the number one reason why my Cosmic Order wasn't delivered:
1- BLACK HOLE
gjabiz
PS. But it is some pretty decent copy.