Of course if one of those darn internet marketers were to be in this business, it would be a pitch like...
"SHELVING SECRETS! Get Your Gonzo Heavy Duty Shelving Here, PLUS Act Now and You'll Be Automatically Enrolled In Our "Shelf of the Month Club ($49.95/month, FREE TRIAL!)" ...
Act Now and Get a Discount to the "Super Shelving Seminar" (Tickets To This "Must Attend" Event are normally $1997 each, but you can invite a friend, FREE!)...
BONUS: Get a free "Shelving Launch Secrets" report ($495 Value) INCLUDED with your purchase. But You Must Order Now, Only 37 units are left at this price!
P.S. For the SERIOUS Shelvers, join our Platinum "VIP Shelving Club" (just $197/month) -- includes discounts and monthly "Shelf Shocker Tactics" webinars and Much, much more...!
with forced continuity... (or hidden fc)... sigh.
-k
(p.s. for those sleazebag hidden forced continuity marketers: don't get any ideas, I was JUST Kidding, ok?). And DON'T register the still-available "
http://www.ShelvingSecrets.com" domain, ok? Use copy for good not evil
