OK.....time to admit. Not a single response from fliers handed out. Its not your fault. I was trying to match the results of a snake charmer. At least half way anyway. Nada. I get better results from innocent bystanders than from the fliers. Sorry to say, no income from any fliers whatsoever. Time for me to spend my time on something else. But I have no end of gratitude for all the entries. You's guys really put in some effort. Good work all!

- "Sky" Masterson
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This is flier will be handed to people as they come in to Home Depot
with a piece of chocolate taped on the right side. (Hey, It works.)

I'm offering you the chance to Let me have it.
I deserve it. Make it sting!

NO WAIT----I tell you what.

I WILL USE YOUR copy!
I WILL TEST ALL RE-WRITES AGAINST MINE.

ALL Submissions will be split tested against mine!
The Winner of the split test gets 20%.
I will pay-pal the winner 20% of one weeks pay.
No, that's not good enough.
80% !
That could be 100's. Depends on the results.
Its all on the honor system, and all for fun.

Here is the Flier:

http://tinyurl.com/symlq

I will send a paypal to somebody!

- SKy

PS Here is some disclaimer stuff I found on some site somewhere..

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I wish you would have waited til next week on this one.

As you know some of us are tied up right now with JP's "showdown" contest.

so oki this is mine

this is mine there is some mistakes but i hope that the core message is clear

ps: this is the first draft i know it is not too explosive but i hope that it is a readable one

PPS: the disclaimer it too tiny (small) i wrote this before reading it.

so skywriteing Iam not asking for money, i prefer critics waiting for yours, thanks.

4PS: i deleted the sub headline "isn't hard to repear this damned furnace?" i don't want to be misunderstood, i don't want any one to associate his wife to a furnace thank you primo.

Sky,

Here's something I quickly put together.

http://yfoster.googlepages.com/homedepotflyer

Cheers,

really nice, please tel me what you think about mine .

PS: I enjoyed one word :

1)"You can replace your old money-sucking furnace!"
2)"Of course there's no obligation and no hard sell"

If you were trying to sell this in Houston, I wouldn't even mention the word furnace (unless in small print and as an added bonus).

Most folks here only care about staying cool!

abdellah,
I like the angle you're coming from.

It is too long for a one-page flyer. And difficult for me to follow.


Stephen,
Yeah, probably shoulda used heating/cooling unit or something else. But they are in Wisconsin.

And I wrote it in less than a 1/2 hour.

How's your "shoot out" project coming?

Yancey Foster wrote:
thank you, ok, it just in one page , i will try to make an other one , and i have also to think about women who will be interessted by such material, you are right , think you.

Sky,

I decided to be brave and jump in on this one too. I've just sent
it in to you.

I have a live radio show coming up a little later tonight so don't have time to retype it out here right now.

Thanks for giving us a fun little contest.

Alan

Hey, glad your all enjoying it. The pages are FLYin in here. My partner is a the #1 apointment creator in the US. So I'm learning from him, but on my own, I use fliers instead of stopping busy folks.

Plus there are 5 others who could use the flier technique to get things moving so there are a lot of folks who will benifit from this contest. And I see no reason not to re-run the contest on a regular basis.

Keep em coming. Looking good. First results tomarrow night.