The suggestions have given me ideas... and some of them have caused coffee to spray on my keyboard in laughter (
90 day guarantee... thanks Alakazam!).
We're #1 for "funeral homes [our metro area]".
I'll devise a questionnaire, a pop-under or the like, that launches when someone exits the site. I need to figure out good questions to ask the looky-loos. I'm concerned with pop-ups/unders since an increasing number of people now have pop-up blockers.
I'm also trying to find a good affiliate program to give commissions to churches, synagogues, florists within 100 miles that generate sales (not clicks). I'm sure there are lots of congregations and home-businesses that would love to make something like a $25 commission a few times a month for referring business. (I'm still working with the owners to find out if we're going to do a flat-fee commission or a percentage of the sale price.)
It's a business nobody has yet figured out how to avoid.
Because they are the only manufacturer within 1200 miles, they really have an ideal market for customization and personalization and can do ethnic and other personal requests.
The hardest part for me is that they aren't great writers able to write their own sales copy.

Before their website, they were used to 90%+ conversion rates for anyone who went to their factory... once you saw it, you could tell, immediately, that they were the best deal in both price and quality. The spoken pitch is excellent and warm but it doesn't translate to web-text so easily. They've been featured on TV and I'm trying to convert those shows to digital so they can be viewed on the site.
I'm trying to get them to compare themselves EXPLICITLY to the name brands and show how, quantifiably, they are superior in both construction quality and price. This is legal and because the name brands are mentioned, we get the search engine traffic for people looking for their competitors.

It's like Volvo stating that they beat Chevy in crash-test safety.
I'm trying to come up with a pitch that would be like comparing IKEA furniture quality (pressed board) to Ethan Allen (solid wood)... but imagine being able to buy Ethan Allen quality at the IKEA price.
It's not the search engine placement we need... we're doing great for a ton of terms. It's increasing the "closing" rate and getting the phone to ring. (Yes, the phone number is prominently placed on every page.)
I have another client who sells exclusive-by-market 800 vanity #'s and was trying to negotiate a deal between them. 800-MEMORIES was available. The casket client is reluctant to pay for such a number. Sigh.
