Ahem...
I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...
A COPYWRITER!
Leaping from letter to letter! As they float down the mighty mailboxes of
British Columbia! With my best girl and my child due in February by my side!
The Direct Mail Piece!
The Postcard!
The Giant Sales Letter!
The Long Copy!
The Blog Post!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
I'm a copywriter and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
"He's a copywriter and he's ok
he sleeps all night and he works all day"
I punch down keys, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Mondays I go shopping
'Cause in Portugal we also drink tea
"He punches down keys, yadda, yadda, yadda..."
I punch down keys, I check some blogs
I like to read copywriters board
I go back to SQL Server
'Cause I have a programming job
"He punches down keys, he checks some blogs
He likes to read copywriters board
He goes back to SQL Server
'Cause he has a programming job???"
"He's a lumberjack and he's ok, yadda, yadda, yadda..."
I punch down keys, I speak in Java,
Perl, PHP and Ruby
I wish I'd be farther ahead
But in copywriting I'm just a newbie
"He punches down keys, He speaks in Java,
Perl, PHP and Ruby
He wishes he'd be farther ahead
But in copywriting he's just a newbie???!!!"
"He's a lumberjack and he's ok, yadda, yadda, yadda..."
With thanks and apologies to our friends,
Monty Python.