Feels "rational"? You gonna let it slide?
Hmmm... now the truth is coming out!
I knew it! If you're feeling guilty, I can easily help you paste in a hand-pulled Rickshaw on your site, in place of your Beamer - that way you guys are even...
Or I can give you the phone number of his hosting company in Santa Monica, Calif... and you can play "Trick or Treat" with them, and simply turn off this guy's lights.
That would get his "rational" attention pretty quick...