I mean, I am a more sarcastic, outrageous, creative and sophisticated version of Mr. Subtle (aka "Mr. Unsettled") And, yes. A more educated one.

PS: You're wrong on two counts, dude.
1. I never had any wet dreams. Only horny ones.
2. And I am not an MBA. I am MA (Master of Arts).
Okay, okay. Relax, gramps. I am just kidding. It's Friday night. Take it easy. And put that gun down, for crying out loud.

Angie