Lance -

You and I must be the only ones on here tonight

As soon as I did that last draft I wasn't happy with it to be honest. The problem with these ads is there is so much to do, you try to do to much (or at least I do). I think I'll keep it simple - qualify the lead, Attention grabbing headline, offer, way to order.

If it bombs I can screw with it then. Here is the final product (so far).