Since when was Art Deco in the 50s? (Think you'll find that was in the 20s and 30s dear).

It's kitsch 70s style, with some 50s graphics ==> ends up looking like a cheap porno from the 80s. Amusing nontheless.

I have no idea what they're selling, but the miniature story was fun!

Jane

PS The jokes about metrification (or metronisation or whatever they called it) ==> wuuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahah!

As if!! It wouldn't be so bad if Amerian imperial was the same as proper imperial but your pints are somewhat inferior my dears - ours are 568ml - what are yours?

It wasn't enough for you to bastardise the language, you had to bastardise the measurement system as well. I guess this is superior intelligence designed to thwart the commie bastards (like they do in Kuala Lumpar with the maps) - if they can't understand the measurement system, then they'll never figure out how much explosive to put in a bomb. Meanwhile, foreign tourists are buying pints of beer and wondering why they're not getting pissed!