Hahaha!

My wife and I discussed the toilet seat issue for the first time in our 13 years of marriage.

In all my years I thought I had gotten away with this one battle that hinders many a marriage, . . . but no! . . .

When I heard, "why can't you put the seat down after using it?"

My reply was, "why can't you lift it up after you use it?"

"Why must a man do all the work?"

Well, I guess you know who won this battle . . .

. . . what the h*ll ever happened to the "sexual equality" debate . . . sheesh!!